A New Christmas Memory

On the day before Christmas Eve, my mother gave to me...

12 sidelong glances
11 bitchy statements
10 'I hate Christmases'
9 hours of sighing
8 mini-migraines
7 'Nobody Loves Mes'
6 freaking guilt trips
5 totally unwanted pieces of advice on how to raise my chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild!
4 episodes of paranoia
3 'I don't cares'
2 'Fuck This'es
and a Nervous Breakdown outside of Target!!!!

Merry Fucking Xmas.