Christmas time is here...
Houston, we have a Potty (Elmo, that is...black poop, Texas sized...)
Okay, that wasn't entirely funny. Actually, it wasn't funny at all, but if you know me, then you won't be surprised.
However, you MIGHT be surprised at how popular Potty Elmo is. For those of you who aren't hip and in the know, Potty Elmo is THE toy for chic toddlers this season. Elmo is decked out in a midriff baring tee and tighty whities, accessorized by a hospital foam green issue sippy cup and personal potty chair. The happenin' toddler gives Elmo a little somthin' somthin' from the sippy and in a blink of the eye, Elmo needs to go potty. Get Elmo to the potty in time and he sings a reward song. Don't, and fear the wrath of Poopy Elmo. Actually, he just says in a very pitiful voice, "Uh-oh- Elmo didn't make it to the potty in time." It makes me want to cry, it's so maudlin. Hopefully, it will make my toddler want to shit in the pot instead of in his pants.
Happy Holidays!
Okay, that wasn't entirely funny. Actually, it wasn't funny at all, but if you know me, then you won't be surprised.
However, you MIGHT be surprised at how popular Potty Elmo is. For those of you who aren't hip and in the know, Potty Elmo is THE toy for chic toddlers this season. Elmo is decked out in a midriff baring tee and tighty whities, accessorized by a hospital foam green issue sippy cup and personal potty chair. The happenin' toddler gives Elmo a little somthin' somthin' from the sippy and in a blink of the eye, Elmo needs to go potty. Get Elmo to the potty in time and he sings a reward song. Don't, and fear the wrath of Poopy Elmo. Actually, he just says in a very pitiful voice, "Uh-oh- Elmo didn't make it to the potty in time." It makes me want to cry, it's so maudlin. Hopefully, it will make my toddler want to shit in the pot instead of in his pants.
Happy Holidays!
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